i hate small talk
tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
I’m so fucking in love with this.
how can i blacklist all posts like this can people just tag them #pseudo profound john green shit so i never have to see them
This has to be one of my favorite post on tumblr.
wow this is so clever
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE
With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.
Real friends stab you in the front.
i dont wanna be stabbed at all…. can’t we just eat nutella?
Nutella is gross. You deserve a stabbing.
Oh my gosh.
You understand my hate for that nasty shit.
Befriend me now.
If you help me stab this Nutella loving prick.
My sincerest apologies to the random dude that I just French dipped in public and then proceeded to make a comic about.
holy crap this made its way back onto my dash why are there that many notes there should not be that many
No one will accompany you for a lifetime, so you should learn how to adapt to loneliness.
No one will help you forever, so you should always strive on your own.
this took longer than I wanted it to
id imagine it would take pretty long to teach a puppy to play piano